personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
I don’t know. I think killing yourself over someone you’ve known for less than a week is a very reasonable way to act.
susan i know ur home, just come outside so we can talk things out
a haiku about most of my pencils
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
- Dorothea: Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
- Jace: Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.
- Dorothea: At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.
- Jace: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
IM SORRY SIR BUT I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING PROUD OF THIS SHIRT I AM
JUST LOOK AT THIS SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER
OMG HANNAH I LOVE YOU!
:D LOVE YOU TOO
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my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a79b89042e416cf87df8667db89c82b/tumblr_mn63nrhygS1qfivuvo1_500.jpg)
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
One of my favourite things is talking about books.
I could literally talk about books all day.
New books, old books, loved books, loathed books, popular books, forgotten books.
BOOKS.
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
